monkeys

monkeys
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Just the best part of the royal family- we are holding the kingdom's private security code box containing monkey secrets no other known culture possesses.

My latest adventure

This past weekend I went to a wedding for my royal nephew in the very hot and not so royal feeling kingdom known as Florida. The wedding itself was lovely, the reception went off without a hitch and was equally as lovely. But everything in my wannabe royal world did not go without a hitch.
My first error in judgement was to take 6 members of the royal family with me, the second error was to allow a commoner to join our party and share our royal rented wheels.
1st lesson learned:
Common folk do not follow commands and repeatedly cause dysfunctional behavior among the royals. This commoner ,while looking normal was not,upon closer examination she may have been a peasant in fine attire. She was always late for appearances and stayed way too late at the ball which was a cause for much concern and apologies to be extended by myself on behalf of the royal kingdom.
2nd lesson learned:
Patience is a much needed virtue. The royal family was as polite as would be expected but patience was wearing dangerously thin for most of our weekend and a good time was not had by all.